I woke up this morning
Did a little dance
Unstrap my CPAP, honey
And zip up my pants
I gotta get going
Gotta be to work on time
My airways are open
Unlike my mind
Just another day
After just another night
This mill’s to blame
For my perfect life
Desk jockey at the lumber yard
i’m a birthright lumber man
Today’s different the hotline’s ringin’
It’s Detroit’s Storeroom Stan
Stan?
Hi, this is an emergency
Who am i talking to?
This stupid direct link hotline makes me feel like i’m fucking stalkin’ you
You should see this fire i just came walkin through
My eyes are burnin like pumpernickel and i’m coughin too
I think the whole building is burnin but i can’t see clear
Do you know if wood is flammable and if help is near?
This career path i’m on was never part of the plan
The water ice stand i ran closed and i needed new whitewalls for my van
My friend sam said, stan, you ever think about lumber, man?
I could get you a job down at the storeroom, Stan
And now, i’m burnin alive at the foothills of this mountain of sand?!?
Can you dig it?
So fucking hot it hurts
Can you smell the smoke?
i’m burnin up on you, little honey
Try not to choke
So fucking hot it hurts
I woke up tomorrow
To this pile of shit
Got no insurance
On this firepit
Just another day
After just another night
This mill’s to blame
For my shitty life
Laughing stock at the country club
And i ruptured my gastric band
My baron quit and i’m taking shit
From THE insurance man
What is it, stan?
Trust me this shit is hot and i got too much exp--
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